Give yourself a new browser for Christms, you old fuddy-duddy.

Firefox 2
www.mozilla.org
"The award-winning Web browser is now faster, more secure, and fully customizable to your online life. With Firefox 2, we’ve added powerful new features that make your online experience even better."

Windows
Minimum System Requirements

• 233 Mhz processor
• 64 MB of RAM
• 50 MB of free disk space
• Microsoft Windows 98

Mozilla Recommends

• 500 Mhz processor
• 256 MB of RAM
• 100 MB of free disk space
• Microsoft Windows XP

Mac
Minimum System Requirements

• PowerPC G3 processor
• 128 MB of RAM
• 75 MB of free disk space
• Mac OS X 10.2.x

Mozilla Recommends

• PowerPC G4 or Intel processor
• 512 MB of RAM
• 150 MB of free disk space

Linux
Minimum System Requirements

• 233 Mhz processor
• 64 MB of RAM
• 50 MB of free disk space
• Linux kernel 2.2.14 (with glibc 2.3.2, XFree86-3.3.6, gtk+2.0, fontconfig/xft and libstdc++5)

Mozilla Recommends

• 500 Mhz processor
• 256 MB of RAM
• 100 MB of free disk space
• a modern Linux distribution

Microsoft Internet Explorer 7
www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/downloads/default.mspx "Upgrade with confidence. Get downloads for Internet Explorer 7, including recommended updates as they become available. To download Internet Explorer 7 in the language of your choice, please visit the Internet Explorer 7 worldwide page."

Just go to the page. They don't want you to think. They'll tell you what version is right for your machine by checking it out online. Microsoft is like the Interstate Highway System: they'll take you where you want to go, you just have to go the way they're taking you.

The choice is yours, but for God's sake, do something.

Merry Christmas.