Bad things happen to good people. Merry Christmas
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hristmas is not just another day, but anything that can happen on any other day can happen on Christmas. (If you're having trouble getting into the holiday mood this year, this write-up probably isn't going to help.)
Tragedy, catastrophe, violence, destruction, heartbreak, soul-crushing loss: all things that Santa might bring you on December 25 which could be borne by plain bad luck any other day of the year. What goes around, can come around on Christmas Day. It just feels a lot worse then.
Temporal intrusions that overwhelm the Yuletide spell don't have to be totally unwelcome events. On Christmas Day in 800 AD Charlemagne (Charles the Great, King of the Franks) was crowned Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire by a grateful Pope Leo III. Charlemagne had restored the pope to power by putting down a rebellion that had forced the latter out of Rome.
Supposedly the title wasn't even on the great one's Christmas wish list, so it came as a total surprise. As an act of gratitude he then went on to forge the destiny of Europe.
William the Conqueror was crowned King of England at Westminster Abbey on Christmas Day in 1060, following the Battle of Hastings which completed the Norman conquest of England and began the process of turning the country into a consolidated national power.
History might adjudge those good things. It might, just as well, so adjudge the brutal execution of the equally brutal Nicolae Ceausescu, Communist ruler of Romania (1967-89), and his wife Elena immediately following a short and peremptory trial, by firing squad on Christmas Day 1989. But history might not get the concurrence of the Ceausescus on that adjudgment.
History does not record how Mikhail Gorbachev felt on giving up the reins of leadership of the Soviet Union on Christmas Day in 1991 and ultimately accepting its dissolution. He was cast aside basically by the leaders of the various republics whose positions, owing mainly to his political reforms (and some bad central economic policies), had grown to the point where their power superannuated Gorbachev's own. It couldn't have been a good day, and certainly not one of his better Christmases.
Vladimir Putin, for one, believes to this day the whole affair was a horrible mistake and one of the greatest disasters in Russian history.
The Battle of Trenton in 1776 made Christmas that year one of the best ever for George Washington and his colonial regulars. But it totally ruined the holiday for the Hessian mercenaries they surprised and defeated after crossing the Delaware in bitingly cold and inclement weather.
Ah yes, weather. Many consider it the crowning touch of a fantastical Christmas, a fresh blanket of new-fallen snow that transforms a dreary winter landscape into an all-white wonderland, sparkling like the Christmas cards one sends out to friends and loves ones each holiday season. But Mother Nature, just like Lady Luck, can have a way of running amok from time to time.
In 2013 a Christmas ice storm that began on December 20 and continued through Boxing Day (Dec. 26) plunged hundreds of thousands of people in Ontario, Canada into prolonged cold and darkness and brought travel to a grinding halt throughout the region. By the time the freezing rain finally let up, almost a foot of ice had encased the worst-hit areas throughout the region.
People made do with generators and other heating methods, not always accounting for fumes. At least five people died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
An 1888 Christmas storm killed more than 20 people and left millions in Ontario and Quebec without power for weeks.
In 2001, Buffalo was the bullseye for a Christmas storm that dropped more than five feet of snow over five days. Homes and highways were blanketed. Travel including public transportation ground to a halt, forcing the city to declare a state of emergency.
Perhaps Ontario and Buffalo, being where they are, could be thought to get the winter's wrath they deserve. But Tucson, Arizona? On Christmas Day 1987 the city woke up to what northern climes might consider a laughably piddling four inches of white stuff. But while Arizona gets snow in some of its parts, Tucson isn't one of them.
With no snow-clearing equipment to speak of anywhere in the city, that "dusting" was enough to shut down sixty miles of local roadways until the snow could melt away.
One of the worst holiday storms on anyone's records was the Great Christmas Flood of 1717, which hit the coastal area of the Netherlands, Germany and Scandinavia on Christmas night. At least 14,000 people are believed to have died in this massive catastrophe, when a huge tempest at sea spawned storm surges of five feet or more along the coast of Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands.
No coastal area was spared. Everywhere dyke breaches were followed by wide flooding in the flat country, resulting in the drowning of large numbers of livestock along with some 9,000 souls. In East Frisia 900 houses were washed away completely.
Survivors remained unaware of the fate of missing family members for an unbearable length of time. Of 284 persons missing from Werdum in East Frisia, 32 had been found the following February. As an epilogue, two days after the flood came hard frost and snow.
In the low-lying Netherlands whole villages with thousands of homes were swallowed up by the sea, along with huge swaths of land. For the Netherlands in particular, it was one of the dreariest chapters in the story of the long back-and-forth battle the Dutch waged with the sea.
In 1913, at a Christmas Eve party in Calumet, Michigan, 59 children and 14 adults were killed. This time weather wasn't a factor. The Ladies' Auxiliary of the Western Federation of Miners was holding a party for the families of miners who had been on strike against the C&H Copper Mining Company for the previous six months, but evil intent intruded.
The party was on the second floor of Calumet's Italian Hall; the only way in and out was via a steep stairway. Children had gathered around the stage as presents were passed out — for many, it would be the only gift they'd get that year.
A man wearing a badge labelled "Citizens Alliance," an anti-strike group organized by employers, opened the door at the bottom of the staircase and yelled up, "Fire!" In the chaos that ensued, people rushed down the stairs only to find the door blocked from the outside. Children and adults were trampled and then suffocated beneath the throng of bodies trying to escape.
A woman who realized she was going to die lifted her baby over her head. The baby was found alive, still clutched in his dead mother's upraised hands.